hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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