so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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