I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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