I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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