PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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