What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Randomize
