She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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