do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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