I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
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