doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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