i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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