And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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