Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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