Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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