Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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