And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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