I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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