You're so nebulous sometimes
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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