O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Randomize
