Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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