shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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