It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
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