OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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