Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
there was a trapeze. enough said
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
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