I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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