im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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