the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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