How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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