Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
wow bdsm is so cute
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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