I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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