is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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