So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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