is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
they need to just BURY HIM!
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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