We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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