I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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