but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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