I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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