all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
I did not marry a roomba.
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