ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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