So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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