Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
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