It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
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