This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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