How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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