Acid is not a monday night drug
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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