Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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