Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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