i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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