Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
You almost got us killed.
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