I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Congratulations! We have a period
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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