i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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