i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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