Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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