how can u be prego again
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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